So now we are in

Posted October 15, 2001

So now we are in a super whack

situation. Terrorist attacks happen, Nation reacts to terrorist

attacks, We grieve and are shocked. We attack terrorist, terrorist

react, we are shocked and stricken with Anthrax. We all seemed to

think that we were going to be stuck in a perpetual cycle of tit for

tat with the terrorists, i.e. that the US retaliation for the WTC

would only provoke more attacks from the terrorists and that, in

turn, would provoke more attacks from us, ad infinitum. This is

apparently not going to be the case, because before we get a chance

to respond we will all be infected with Anthrax and will die. I think

this is a lousy way to avoid war. I would rather just listen to

Anthrax on the radio, which I am doing right now as a tribute to our

impending doom. This is super whack. If first Tom

Brokaw and Tom

Dachel who next?…

Everyone, that’s who. We should all be expecting

envelopes in the next few days from our terrorist tormentors wishing

to stave off a long war with the US by killing us all with little air

borne spores. I can’t hardly wait, but really I would rather just not

give peace a chance and burn my mail. Our nations new rally cry

should be “down with the USPS!” Better them than US.

2 Comments so far

  1. josh berg on October 16th, 2001

    If you join the army you would be guaranteed a vacination for anthrax. But that does little for the ebola, buebonic plaugue and antibiotic resistant influenza which probably already blow in that icy wind out your window.

  2. thom on November 5th, 2001

    indeed this was parody

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